May 2013
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
1/4 of tumblr: how do we math?
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
cleadmau5:
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
Anonymous asked: You're absolutely gorgeous, and way out of my league. When I see you or girls like you on tumblr I can't help but take in a deep depressing breath and let out a sigh as I keep scrolling, knowing whoever I end up with will never be as pretty as you. JJT
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assbutt-in-the-garrison:
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
laredesbastaeinfinita:
paulalovingunicorns:
psyduckscience:
Propongo una meetup e ir todos de luto por la más que previsible muerte de Tumblr… Y lloramos, mucho, toda la meetup.
Yo me apunto… :`(
Y luego a mi me llaman drama queen… en fin… el que no le gusten los cambios que a lo mejor mete yahoo, ahi tiene la puerta y que la cierre luego que se escapa el gato… el hecho de que una red de...
wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend